Polit(r)ic(k)s..!!

( Hey guys, sorry, have been away from blogging. As they say- It's so difficult to be doing nothing coz you never know when you're finished. Anyway, in the meanwhile I thought I would repost a few small quickies that I had written long ago. Would come up with a post soon. hehe ;) .. cya)

In a congregation, at a small constituency in rural India.

Person1 - There’s been no supply of tomatoes into our town since last week. What is the matter?

Politician- (smiles) I know. I’ll look into it.

Person2- No supply of eggs too. What about that?

Politician- (smiles)I know. I’lll look into it.

Person3- You haven’t visited our constituency since the day you were elected into power. Now, all of a sudden, what makes you come here?

Politician- (smiles) You people are ‘God’ to me. I’ve come here to seek blessings from you. As you know, elections are coming up. Please vote for me.

All the gathered people, with crimson red faces, scanned around themselves in search of anything that could be hurled or pelted.

Politician- (smiles) No tomatoes?? no eggs uh???

18 comments:

  Priyanka

May 20, 2009 at 12:55 PM

hehehe... LOL :D
no tomatoes no eggs... i know. :D

yup fan..waitin for more n more posts...bring them soon! ...comin dis weekend...i know. :P ...inside information. :D

  akd

May 20, 2009 at 9:36 PM

lolz....

politicians r really brilliant....

wht ab shoes ????

  Creation

May 20, 2009 at 10:14 PM

Tomatoes and eggs are too expensive to be wasted on the politicians... why go for anything else when you have a constant supply of stones everywhere!!

  Pavitra ....

May 20, 2009 at 11:40 PM

Haha...Lol...!!
well written....I would prefer stones actually...!!
My chappals are too costly to be thrown at worthless people.. :)

  The Pink Orchid

May 21, 2009 at 12:25 AM

it was rofl!! :D

oye please start posting.. jaldiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

  Thoorika

May 21, 2009 at 2:52 PM

LOlz !!Tat was a very good quickie !! :D Hwz u ?! Take care

  Arjun

May 21, 2009 at 3:12 PM

@asit

Precious shoes buddy.. ..

U wanna waste it in such an act?? :P heheh

  Arjun

May 21, 2009 at 3:12 PM

@fan

Weekend weekend... U leak information ya... very bad :P :P

  Arjun

May 21, 2009 at 3:13 PM

@creation

hehe.. stones uh?? Good idea.... But do we have to kill them.. poor creatures :P

  Arjun

May 21, 2009 at 3:16 PM

@Kajal

vanakkam madam ...

Will write da... thnks ;)

  Arjun

May 21, 2009 at 3:16 PM

@Pavithra

My eyes are on ur dp now... Lovely silhouettes there.... :P

Stones uh?? One shot on their head and the jam will leak.... So.. eggs n tomatoes r the safest bet... wat say?? :P

  Arjun

May 21, 2009 at 3:17 PM

@Thoorika

Thnk ya..

am doing good thoorika.. :) I told na.. doing nothing.. dont know if i'm finished.. :P

n hw r u?? u too take care..
Enjoy
tata

  Kaber Vasuki

May 21, 2009 at 4:21 PM

He he man.

Do come up with something soon.

Wht's keeping you busy? Birthday coming up?

  яノςんム

May 21, 2009 at 4:54 PM

rofl!!

i knew it has to be sumthn like it :D
yeah, i am dedh sayani :D

come back soon mr politrician :P

  Arjun

May 21, 2009 at 5:18 PM

@Kaber

hehe.. sure bro...

Donno wats keeping me busy/lazy.. That's the imp part.. :P

Nice to see u here after a long time... Hw u doin??

  Arjun

May 21, 2009 at 5:20 PM

@Richa

Wat can i say Miss. Intel.. :P

Mr. Politician will come back with some senseless stuff soon... ;)

My hands are itching to write the name- Roshan :P :P

  Miss Kido

May 22, 2009 at 1:20 PM

ROFL... Too good :)

  lachu

May 23, 2009 at 6:20 AM

hehehehehehehehehe man u r funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!